If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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