i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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