I wanna passion pit in your ass
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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