apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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