Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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