let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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