She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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