kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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