idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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