sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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