The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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