i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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