Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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