Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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