Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she told me i tasted like america
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm sobbing to NWA
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
