Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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