ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How drunk are you?
Completed.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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