I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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