I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Randomize
