am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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