That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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