Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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