Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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