It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
40s are totally the cure
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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