I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
My balls are so social today.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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