What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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