you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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