His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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