You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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