On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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