Dual....:-)
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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