Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
