i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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