Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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