do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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