Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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