she looked like the bat from fern gully.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
bring money and cleavage
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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