My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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