Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
