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what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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