Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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