Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize