In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
