We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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