I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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