p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
