I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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