You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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