Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
wow bdsm is so cute
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
