I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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