You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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