About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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