absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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