Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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