Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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