i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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