So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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