You really coming over, don't trick.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I am available for nakedness
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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