it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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